sept 9th 1999
first day of high school
period 4 algebra 2 (how the fuck did i ever pass)
*mrs. rainy begins to pass down a review quiz with problems from 8th grade*
my mind: *sings* touch me, tease me. fell me and caress me. hold on tight and don't let go........what the fuck?....cross multiplying proportions? aww nigga i don't remember this!! what we gon do nigga?......any koreans in here?....this is algebra 2! like we on that new shit! i don't remember that old shit!!
me: damn nigga you forgot? it was just last year....only two months in the summer before we get back here. what the hell were you doing that was so important to forget this shit?
my mind: ..........tryin to get us some pussy nigga!!! what? you wanna be a virgin nigga? you masturbate like ten times a day! i was trying to get some pussy! im sorry that took up most of my time alright ! sorry for thinking about your needs buddy! fucking asshole. i was in the streets man...you know know how much our macc game has improved? tight!
me: and we still didnt get no booty......
my mind: i know, nigga i know.....but im trying....this a never ending quest baby!
me: and this math?.......
my mind: man.......see that girl? her head in that paper and the pencil steady moving....go get it!
me: man you suck!! you do this every new school year. you know we get a review, and you still fuck this up!
my mind: aww my nigga stop lying. this the first time......
early sept, 1994.
first day of 4th grade
math lesson
*ms. kesler passes down a review paper *
my mind: *sings* somebody rocking knocking the boots!! gimme some good loooooove........hold up....what the fuck is this? long division nigga, what?
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